October 31st, 2012 at 1:52PM
Thinking about having sex with a vampire this Halloween?

plannedparenthood:


Hey, vampires can rack up a lot of sexual partners over the centuries. So if you’re going to jump into bed with a vampire, you’re going to need more than a clove of garlic to stay safe. Here are some things to think about before you enter into a sexual relationship with a vampire:

  • Vampires…

(via odinsbitch)
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